It's amazing how a single Super Smash Bros. Brawl created the meme we know as WEEGEE!!

It makes me smile whenever I read about someone complaining about cruel jokes. Of course, it's not a good feeling to be offended, but being the offender is a great feeling! For example, take a look at the picture this link takes you too:

How a black man gets arrested.

And that pretty much sums up how a black guy gets arrested. Did I offend you? Good. Please note how most African-Americans want civil rights plus bonuses.

Oh, how I love emo society! How they get along with each other, and refuse to accept the outside! They're pretty much-how to say this lightly-nerds with their emotions let loose. Nerds troll on the computer, emos troll on the computer while crying. The best part is when they try to act cool, saying they have their own problems, so leave me alone. Oh, how I wish they could see me laugh at them!

So, emos pretty much want you to feel bad for them.

And then Europe! It's hilarious to see how people get upset when we make fun of France, or England, or even Scotland for its kilts and pipes and Nessie! Ah, the good old days, where you could get drunk and make fun of anyone, and everyone would laugh... Well, ye olde Great Britain is no longer in its greater glory.

Europe has let itself go...

And then there's the people of Russia...

Oh, how humanity has become so proud and caring about what others think of them! I'm amazed when I succumb to that feeling, how my appearance is all I care about! If only there would come a day when measuring your cut marks would stop being a fad...

One of the most awesome flashes ever done that I can't claim as mine. If it was on here, it would own all my 5.

If I need a copyright, here it be:

The previous video was presented by Clairvoyance. Music was created by Japanese band 403. Song name is Southern Cross. (If you want to find this video for yourself, type in "Nightmare City" in your megasearch browser)

No juice for you!

There isn't as much to say about the idiocies of conservatists. No, it's not all George W. Bush. Nor is it Dick Cheney when hunting. It's the sum of all things they did that really, REALLY stupid. Let me show you what I mean.

1. The 1950's

In the 1950's, Republican was idiotic, pointless, and, to some extent, even racist. While the Democrats (during a much nobler time) were pro-Civil Rights, most of the Repubs were against this. Many were KKK (although I doubt you'd find that today, seeing as how they are either pissed that they failed or sorry they did it). It was during this period that Democrats were the scene. However, the Democrats changed from the blue-collar working man, to a different, aristocratical legion who believed in spending a ton and raising taxes. It was here (and during Reagan's term) that Conservatism really shone brightly, and thus, how they became a great "power".

2. Richard Nixon

This president had it made. People loved that he had concluded a war (not to mention made the peace sign famous). He probably would have been elected president before Kennedy if televisions hadn't show the two as a side by side comparison. However, he was in, and he succumbed to the sickness power. This led to Watergate, and I'm sure you know the rest.

3. George H. W. Bush

"Read my lips; no new taxes!" That was his catchphrase during the election years. He stayed true to it, and people started to not only recognize Republicanism as a possibly better way to run the country. However, this became his downfall. Because of the War, there wasn't enough money in the government system, and he was forced to either reach critical mass or make new taxes. Deciding to save his country, it still seems that Democrats use this to smear conservatives, even if H. W. did prevent the country from reaching a debt they could not pay back.

4. George W. Bush (Election 2000)

Bush's election against Al Gore was a close one. With Al collecting most of the popular vote, and Bush with the electoral votes, it was a swing vote to Florida on who recieved the title of president. I do not think this is true, but it is set up pretty nicely; a relative of Bush is an official in Florida, and that causes the swing vote to go to Bush. Is it true the elections were rigged? I don't know, but this is leading to their downfall.

5. 9/11

This was the worst day that America had ever seen. It was the first time in this country's history that another country outwardly attacked us in our own borders. It was the first time civilians saw massive death.

It was the first time we saw true terror.

For the safety of the nation, the government made the ability to tap phone lines and conduct unwarranted seaches for the safety of the government. Another smear to their name, people saw it violates the First Amendment. The conservatives saw that this is better than, "rounding up all of the Middle Eastern-Americans and putting them in consentration camps" like the Chinese in WWII. Thwack.

6. George W. Bush (Am I-I talking al-al okay?)

C'mon. He has an accent. It makes him sound retarded. Whoop-dee-doo.

7. Conseracrats

The last problem is the fact that conservatives tried to spend like liberals. You can't match them. You just CAN'T. Don't even try.

If Republicans can revert to actually being a bit smarter, less power hungry, and become more CONSERVATIVE, it has a shot in this cruel cruel world. Until then, we'll see Obama in the White House.

Time to crack down on the Democrats. Of course, I could start my rant, but then you would look at my age (14) and be, "This kid knows shit. He's only 14!" Give me some more credit than that. The reason I care is because I live in Phoenix, Arizona, also known as "The Illegal Hispanic Capitol of the World". If Senator Obama grants them all amnesty, I think Arizona's going down for a turn of the worst. Not to mention every other state...

If there is somebody out there who agrees, even by a little, help me out here. I'm not saying that Republicanism is the way to go; as a matter of fact, I'll have a rant about why they're pissing me off in the White House after this one. I'm saying that Democrats need to understand that Tax Money+Useless Science=Welfare is BAD. Spending money on something useless is BAD. Affirmative Action is BAD. Saying that the terrorists are parents too and shouldn't be killed is BAD. And, worst off, saying that YOUR country killed of its own and then went to war with another in order to get oil is BAD.

1. Welfare:

This is where taxpayers money ends up going to, if not other useless things. I don't want to grow up to pay money to the scum of America because they're too lazy to get a job. As a matter of fact, I was watching MadTV, and they did a skit on Welfare; it was Welfare: The Game, where rich people get to play as homeless sorry people (like how the middle class plays Monopoly). It actually makes a type of morbid sense. I can't end Welfare at 14, because no one would care what a "child" says (believe me, I tried to make a petition on the Arizona public forums, and ended up flammed out). But remember that for every homeless person trying to help their family, there's always another one who wants to watch television and get paid.

2. Stupid Spending

Has anyone else heard of "The Bridge to Nowhere"? It was a proposed idea to build a giant bridge off of Alaska to an island populated by only 50 people. The main idea was, "You vote for my proposition, I vote for yours, and we spend the people's money in the process!" This is just one of the many ideas proposed to screw citizens, while Congress gets paid cash. I have yet to see a true conservative (not the pathetic shells I once hoped were true) propose an idiotic idea like that. If the liberals keep their hands on Penn. Avenue, I see a bigger economic debt than ever before, even greater than the Great Deppression. The last thing I want is to live off something I hate; that being, Welfare.

3. Affirmative Action

No, I am not a racist. But Affirmative Action needs to go, NOW! Of course, as long as it's here we might as well use it to our own pleasure, right? I have a friend who is 27, just got into the Aerospace Engineering Program. So, I decided to try him with this after multiple failures with other adults (becuase they said no the first time around).

Me(M): "So do you believe in Affirmative Action?"

Him(H): "Yeah, I do! It makes America seem so much more equal and civil..."

M: "Seriously?"

H: "Yeah... Why?"

M: "Well, I don't like Action."

H: "Why not? Do you think America can be equal without equal amounts of minorities in jobs and colleges?"

M: "Yes. As a matter of fact, I think it should go."

Oh, thank goodness he and I are good friends, or I might have been punched. He looked at me with dry anger (the face where you know they're angry, but they don't show it).

H: "It shouldn't go. It makes America equal."

M: "Good to see you support something you believe in. As a matter of fact, if a minority asks me for a job, I'll tell your boss you'd be happy to give it up to a minority."

H: "Wait, what?!"

M: "You said you support Action, so if a minority comes in here wanting your job, I'll tell your boss you'd be happy to give it up."

Here he started stammering. I'll cut out the stammers becuase, well, it's not easy reading.

H: "You can't just give up my job to someone less qualified! If he made a mistake, 14 people would die, and possibly many others! I worked for it! It's mine!"

M: "What about Action?"

He stared at me blankly, and then got into his car and left (after saying things I don't think Newgrounds would be happy saying). Don't forget that Aero Engineers get paid a TON.

This shows me that Affirmative Action is good, so long as it doesn't interfere with the person-who-supports-it's job. So, cut Affirmative Action. Even if you think you like it... you don't like it.

4. Parental Terrorists

This is another piece of crap we have to deal with every day. If you watch the View (or glance when Rosie is on) you know what I'm about to talk about. Rosie O'Donnell has gone insane. Everytime my mother plays the View on TiVo, there she is, ranting while her supporters clap like mad people. So it's in the middle of a war, and we SHOULD NOT kill terrorists because they're parents too? What about us? Or, is it becuase we, the scum of the earth, willing to kill our own so we can go to war to get oil, that our mothers and fathers in the war don't matter? This is a WAR! People die, no matter their title. I don't think war is perfect, but this war is justified. We should continue the fight, and get Iraq liberated, even in the midst of a civil war.

4.5. Israel

Just a little add-on about the war. Things would go a lot smoother if Israel moves out. Seriously! Why were we dumb enough to stick a bunch of white, religious people in the middle of an Eastern desert? Not to mention that Israel keeps trying to take more land (Isreal uses 100 missles, gains land. Everyone else volleys off 1,000, and puts Israel in its place). So, the simple answer to end part of the civil war is MOVE ISRAEL SOMEWHERE ELSE!!

5. America the Heartless

Saying your own country killed your own people is sick, and twisted. We know for a fact that it was the Middle East as part of their "religion". Of course, when you say, "Global Warming is proven, and you don't support that," the answer is simple: for the past 100 years, the New York Times (or Liberal Daily) has switched between Global COOLING and Global WARMING. They even started with the theory of a new Ice Age. It's called THE WEATHER. Your theory of Global Fluxuation is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. America isn't a dirtbag country. The only problem is those who choose to make it bad. America has already agreed to one thing: American genocide will not happen by other Americans.

Go ahead and post what you want. This is a Democracy, isn't it?

It's too late for the Republicans. The promised change of Senator Obama is enough to turn voters, given the fact that:

1. Senator McCain is old, and people are afraid he might die.
2. Senator McCain is a Republican, the same that George W. Bush is (so he has a funny accent and the civil war in the Middle East is interfering with peace, preventing an end; HE DIDN'T KILL HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE FOR OIL, DICKHEADS!!).
3. The Republicans in office forgot what conservatism means.
4. Obama plans to let the thousands of illegal aliens recieve amnesty for being illegal.
5. Obama is black. "A vote for Obama is a vote against racism!"

/sigh

Well, it can't be too bad! I mean, he's going to raise taxes, allow the illegals taking unskilled labor from the less-educated free, spend your tax dollars on the non-existant Global Warm- oh, right, I forgot, Global COOLING- not to mention "The Bridge to Nowhere", Welfare for the lazy and sorry, the Museum of Tomato Cans, the Museum of Elvis Presley's Toenail Clippings, funding to bring back Echo from the future, donations to the NAACP, cash for The Discovery of Cinnimon-y Sugar Swirls, and Nabisco. All in the name of making himself feel good.

*Will continue rant about the idiocies of liberalism in a day or two*

This video was done by burnout1134, showing his hilarious escapades in SSBB. All of these weren't done on purpose, so that makes the soccerball that much funnier!

Well, there are three types of perverts: Closet pervs, who watch porno and pretend to not look at the girls when they pass (not to mention having an oddly small clean-sock count...), and big pervs, who you need to put a leash on because they will leap at the hottest thing in sight. Then there's this guy (I don't know what the heck he was doing, whether it was pervertive or not).

A New York woman came home one day, two days after filing a complaint to the police about a guy (again, I choose to with-hold names). She was on the phone with her friend, asking her to stay on the line in case he was there right then.

He was. But guess how!

A) Closet. Big space, eh?

B) Under the bed. Check twice before you sleep...

C) The shower. Ew.

D) Other

Well, duh, it's other... He was in the couch. Not behind it, INSIDE IT. He cut out a hole and crawled inside. When the woman went to sit on her couch, he popped out, and knocked the phone out of her hand.

Good news, though; the two were arguing when police arrived. The guy is being held on a $20,000 bail, and is facing 3 different charges. If only she had hid her couch, it wouldn't be ruined and the other guy could have a clear name.

Isn't that right Maverick?

Nothing good yet, so I've embeded this video to describe how I feel...

...about you. Oh, and this guy got owned on national TV.